2)you will do thee old back up into the old clothes rack trick. By backing up into the clothes rack you can position yourself to do a quick reach around and subtly pull it out with your hand. But this doesn't work because you will get some of the sliding undies out and there is always that little bit left that just gets to you, that feeling like something unnatural is touching you and you just cant get it

3)you pull them up more trying to make it look like you are tucking you shirt in if there is something there you might as well put it there but that doest work either. By yanking them up, you just stretched out the leg wholes and left your self open to even more of the taunting undies invasion typically you wear under clothes to keep your pants at bay, but by doing this you invited a panty brigade to move around as they please.

4)you wait until you get out into your car, pick yourself up and pull at the pants and undergarments thinking no one sees you.....but the careful of kids sitting on one side and the nice 90 year old lady on the other do and as you look over noticing that she sees you, she burst out laughing causing her teeth to fall out

5)some people try to hop them out, ya right like that is going to work All that does is put the draws up there too......so why hop?

 6)squatting is another popular butt failing way to do it you pretend you are looking at something or picking something up and it will temporarily releive you of the wedgie symptoms........but only temporarily work cause once you stand all in lost!

7)trying to walk goofy intentially...all this does is draw more attention to you and the behind of it I dont know why this is a frequented way to do this but they do. NO this does not work......once again it is high ho silver away, plus you have store security following.

8) you go into the bathroom and adjust the right way and put it all back into place where they belong, but the little kid waiting in line sees you feet from under the stall, and notices you are moving around alot. You walk out all happy and the kid yells hey that person didn't wash their handstand you get a little embarrased so you walk over to the sink bend down put your stuff on the floor stand up to wash your hands and..........EEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!

9)OR you walk around endlessly picking at you rear who cares what everyone else thinks because you know you will NEVER...EVER WIN IN THE BATTLE OF THE WEDGE.

10)OH JEEZE FORGET IT, JUST LEAVE IT THERE ALREADY YOU MIGHT GET USED TO IT SOONER OR LATER hey its only nature, but people think of the weirdest ways to get rid of them.